Realistic version:
①
Wu Shang (timidly): Uncle Emperor, I want to sleep with you
Mr. Xinyang (angrily): How dignified is this!
Wu Shang (lazily): I am the emperor, I don't need to be polite.
Xin Yangjun (frowning): You always want to be in charge, how can I rest assured when you look like this...
Wu Shang (laughing): I have Xin Yang, who should I be afraid of?
②
Wushang (sorrowful): Aran, don't go, don't go, Aran——
Guanghua Hou (Wu Yin Qing): Wu Shang, don't do this.
Wu Shang (miserable): Ah Ran, I love you.
Guanghua Hou (smiling): Then go and kill Lord Shenyang first.
③
Xin Yangjun (soft): What do you want to do?
Wu Shang (sinful): You know, the Internal Punishment Institute is a lonely place. How about we do something interesting?
Mr. Xinyang (angrily): Shameless and utterly unconscionable!
Wu Shang (innocent state): The emperor's uncle forgot that Wu Shang's conscience had been gnawed by dogs long ago.
④
Yu Wuxia (helpless): You finally dare to come to see me... Who is Fei Yan? Who does Wushang love?
Wu Shang (crying, doing Tai Chi): Yu Wuxia, I miss you.