Hong: Tai, I accidentally stepped on dog poop just now.
Mao (jumps two feet away): Stay away from me.
Hong: I'm very sad. Can you help me change my memory?
Tao: No way.
Red: 100 buns.
Tao: 1,000 buns.
Red: Deal.
After a while.
Hong: How come I still remember stepping on dog poop this morning?
Tai: I changed your memory and changed tonight to this morning. You're welcome.
Hong:......
Ps: This is the story of a cute soft-good matchmaker and a scoundrel and poison-tongued greyhound fighting against each other in modern times.
Note: This article was originally intended to try a new style, but it was too cold, so it will not be updated for the time being. Please forgive me. In addition, the first story has been completed and can be read as a short story.