You Zai: One day, the heroic and beautiful Fu Daxia saw an injustice on the road and drew his sword to help him. He roared and roared, and rescued the beautiful and fragile Xu Empress who was robbed. The two fell in love at first sight and pledged each other to each other, life and death, and there is no edge in the mountains...
Inspector: Stop! Stop! Stop! Isn't it a modern American drama? How come the ancient costume Qiong Yao drama was changed to include martial arts elements? How can you pinch it like this? Are you trying to deceive the audience? It's a premeditated fraud! ! ! (The judges gathered together to attack him, throwing rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes at Youzi-ing)
Youzai: Be quiet, be calm, (hold up the umbrella prepared in advance, it was indeed premeditated, sweat~) This was the original idea, but now it has been changed. Why don't you let me finish my words? Why are you so annoying? Oops! (Angrily pointing at the crowd of spectators) Stop it, you, you, and you. If you do it again, I will fight you tooth and nail, and you will make me lose my voice. I am from Shandong, not Northeast China! (Wiping tomato juice with sleeves)
Inspector: Hurry, stop wiping, stop smashing, copywriter!
Youzai: (clears throat) Delinquent boy Fu Ming accidentally rescued Xu Xia who was robbed... From then on, Fu Ming sent Xu Xia home every day, Xu Xia helped Fu Ming with tutoring, and provided Fu Ming with room and board, all because... The two entered the same key high school together and fell in love with each other... Xu Xia failed the college entrance examination and repeated his studies for a year to get admitted to Fu Ming's university... (Escape with umbrella)
Reader: What are these ellipses? It's so irresponsible. Stop and say hello~ (Rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes continue to be thrown at the author)
Youzai: (from a distance, after laughing several times) If you want to know what happened next, let's read the breakdown in the article...
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