The preview of "Two Gongs' Life and Death Match" is available next door. Are you a Gong? Luckily, so am I.
I read it chapter by chapter and ran away immediately if I felt something was wrong.
The ghost king who lives just to tease vs the demon king who talks little and is poisonous without realizing it
Ghost King Yin Quliu's monologue: I am the Ghost King. When I was fighting in heaven, I lost my waist, returned to the human world and wore human skin to recuperate. My skin is that of a rich boy, rich and handsome, who wants to live a stable life and experience the life of a commoner with a short family life. But contrary to expectations, I got a pendant that brought me joy, and my memories were peeled off layer by layer and spread out in front of everyone. It's so annoying, it's time to show your true colors.
Monologue of the Demon King Xie Fengchen: I am the Demon King. When I was a guest in the heaven, I secretly helped the Ghost King. I was injured and went to the human world to recuperate. My human body is that of a poor boy. I just followed my master for two days and the master is gone. The Taoist temple was also hacked. I can only think of ways to go to Dangdang Mountain to cultivate immortality and see if it is easy to take the civil service exam. As a result, I rescued a young man because of a lack of help on the road, and he was dragged into his dreams every night, with his ears red and his heart beating. In order to understand the dream, we set foot on the road to Mufeng Mountain.
Everyone: That poor boy and that rich young man spend the whole day together, they must be having an affair. Scream, not only is there adultery, but where is the vest? I just love seeing you take off your vests!
I stacked the ice buff on the snow mountain, mutual attack + ancient Dan + spiritual weirdness. All those who can see here are warriors. Warriors, please accept my bow and thank you!
The following is being serialized, please kindly take it away.
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Copywriting of "Tie the villain leader to bed after rebirth"
Sui Changlin, the most righteous light in the world, defeated Xuan Mocheng, the most powerful villain in the world, and won.
Sui Changlin pays attention to the morality of the world, and promised Xuan Mocheng that if he won, he would personally bury Xuan Mocheng next to Wang Songting at the foot of Moxiyu Mountain. Sui Changlin was digging a pit, and Xuan Mocheng, who did not expect to be cheated to death, kicked him into the pit and quickly buried the light of justice until only his head was exposed.
The two had a friendly exchange.
"The light of justice? Bah, you actually drugged my drink. What kind of light are you? The light of darkness?"
"Ahem, Master Xuan, everyone in the world knows that I won. I would be very embarrassed if you came back to life so suddenly."
"I have to die if you want to save face? Who are you to me that I have to pamper you?"
"Promise me that as long as you don't appear in the arena, I will treat you as if I have buried you. Okay?"
"No."
"Then let's die together."
After rebirth, Xuan Mocheng unexpectedly discovered that he was helping his master select a disciple? Wait a minute, who is that dried radish behind? Isn't this the light of justice?
"Master, that boy looks very talented, let him be the one."
The ignorant Sui Changlin was thrown into the small pool in the backyard by Xuan Mocheng, washed clean, and packed back to bed.
"Senior brother, you... What are you doing?"
"Do you know what kind of skills I practice?"
"I don't know."
"Longyang Magic! How is it? Are you scared?"
Sui Changlin blinked his eyes and suddenly smiled: "I didn't expect that besides me, there is someone else who practices Longyang Magic Kung Fu? Senior brother! Let's start quickly!"
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Intention: Sunshine always comes after the storm. We must have good intentions and work harder, and we will naturally be able to ride the wind and waves.