Confessions of a Cat (Internet King)

My name is Karubin. What? You said you don't know who I am? After watching "The King of Nets", I didn't know that I was a Martian, so get out of my way. Although I am a Himalayan spotted cat, don't think that I just bask in the sun all day long and act coquettishly. What, you said that when cousin Hai teased me with toys that day, I was very excited? Yep, that's bluffing. In fact, everyone has been deceived by my superb acting skills. What's more, in order to go undercover at Qingxue this time, I have to sacrifice my image and pretend to be stupid. You ask me why I want to pretend to be 007? That, well, this is a trade secret. If you want to know, first get a box of dried fish. Hey, why did you bring a kitchen knife? Meow, you want to kill me and make dragon and tiger stew? No way!まだまだだね! Forget it, I drank too much PONTA in the past two days and developed osteoporosis, so I am too lazy to deal with you. How could a cat drink PONTA, you ask? It's all because that guy Ryoma drank all my milk. Damn it, I'll steal a can next time Nanako isn't paying attention. Okay, no more nonsense. For the sake of your concern for my health, I will tell you this top secret. PS: This is limited to internal communication. If the secret is leaked, I will transform into a cat demon and hunt you down! MJ's new trap, poor click rate... In the same style as this article, Tianlei spoofs "The Crooked Prince Through the Past and the Present". The female prince who traveled to modern times Intention: