Accidentally, I went to a prestigious university and became a first-rate bachelor. Accidentally, I got a second-rate master's degree. I accidentally got a third-rate doctorate. This is how classmate Zou Qi accidentally became the third type of person in the world besides men and women - a female doctor.
Passerby A: "Female doctor! Oh, she's the unkempt old woman wandering in the cafeteria, eating steamed buns and being in a daze!"
Passerby B: "Female blogger! Oh, she's the female diaosi who makes a zombie-like sound in the middle of the night while gnawing on a piece of raccoon from a May Day bag while coding!"
Passerby C: "Female blogger! Oh, she's the old virgin who is hiding under the covers while watching sex and lusting after Daniel Wu!"
Passerby Zou Qi: I am the sun! Your sister! I'm waiting for the female blogger to lie down again...
Passerby A Kuan: Qiqi, it's not you waiting for the female doctor, it's you, you were shot!
Passerby Qiao Qiao: His marksmanship is good, every shot hits the target!
Passerby Zou Qi: Ah Tuo, Ah Tuo, you are the stepmother, stepmother, you must be the stepmother!