Destiny

[Introduction to the spoof version] Graduation trip, falling off the cliff——Nima Seriously injured during time travel, life experience unknown - sad Lurking and exposed, wandering in the Three Kingdoms - cheating Divine weapons to protect the body, martial arts unparalleled——Oh yeah In this life and past life, God has destined her to be your sister. ＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝ [Introduction to character version] Bai Muxiang: Actually, I came to another world to make soy sauce, eat, drink and watch handsome guys. However, I accidentally fell into some conspiracies and certain whirlpools, leaving me bruised and dizzy. Being the protagonist is very tiring. Nangong Jin: How much I envy ordinary people who have kind fathers, filial sons, brothers, and respectful brothers. But as a prince, I am destined to have an extraordinary life. So, give me a more ordinary wife. I fell in love with you when I first met you that year. I am waiting for you to grow up and the day you marry me. Bai Muxiang: Ahem, have I seen you? Lang Zhongyun: This half of my life has been crazy and I haven't lived for myself. For the rest of my life, I just want to be myself. Are you willing to be with me? Bai Muxiang: Uncle, I hate unethical love! Jun Lanyi: Don't always say I'm young, I want to compete fairly with him. Bai Muxiang: Be good, little shota, nothing is absolutely fair in this world. You should just go back to your promising career as a prince with peace of mind. Nangong Yi: In this life and past life, I am only for you. Bai Muxiang: Oh, how much money do I owe you and need you to chase after me? Li Ruo: As long as you live a happy life, I will be satisfied. Bai Muxiang: Hello everyone is really good! More beauties are appearing one after another... ＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝ Small Theater 1 She happily took off her costume, took her own clothes and put them on. What is being sung outside at this moment is: "Madam, I have been apart from you for half a year, do you miss your husband..." The deep male voice has a hint of sadness. Listening to this voice, it seems that you can see the kind of longing eyes, passing through the years of separation, slowly crossing from thousands of mountains and rivers to the other side of lovesickness. What kind of drama is this? "Well, to be precise, it should be two hundred and eighteen days and five and a half hours." A pair of hands came up from behind and pulled her into his arms. A faint hint of ambergris came, along with a hint of travel dust, bringing with it the coolness of the falling snow, the fragrance of wintersweet and the rush of horse hooves. This cruel woman rushed over to see her after crossing three rivers without entering. Fortunately for her, she was still hiding. He lowered his head and leaned gently on her shoulder. His voice was lazy, as if he had just been awakened from a clear dream by the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, with a hint of confusion in his laziness. "Did you miss me?" ＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝ Small Theater 2 Yeah! An enlarged face appeared in front of her, with a slight smile on it, and the mouth that was close at hand gently exhaled hot air towards her. "How does this taste? Not bad, right?" The face retracted. Only then did classmate Xiaobai realize that she had fallen asleep just now, and at this moment, her head was resting on someone's lap, holding someone's hand, and traces of water were faintly visible on her wrist. Bai Muxiang rolled to the ground and looked carefully at the clothes on his body. Fortunately, they were intact. She looked at Lang Zhongyun with suspicious eyes, and Lang Zhongyun rolled his eyes at her and said, "I kindly asked you to sleep, but I didn't expect you to hold me and not let me go, and even opened my sleeves..." "Okay, stop it!" Bai Muxiang, who was blushing, could no longer listen. Then she said suspiciously, "Who knows if you did it on purpose and wanted to take advantage of me." Lang Zhongyun leaned his head over and whispered: "I have no interest in women who grind their teeth, snore, talk in their sleep, and drool!" Small Theater 3 "Try it, I cooked it myself." A certain prince's expression was a bit mysterious, "I have been asking the cook for advice for a long time." Bai Muxiang frowned. Just because you cooked it yourself, it really takes a lot of courage to eat it. Fortunately, it smells pretty good. Okay, if I don't go to hell, who will? She mustered up the courage to pick up the spoon, scooped up a spoonful and poured it into her mouth. As she was tasting it, she heard Nangong Jin say: "The best donkey-hide gelatin stewed with red dates and longan, replenishes qi and blood, is the best tonic for women during menstruation..." "Pfft..." Bai Muxiang opened his eyes wide, quite horrified, "You... How did you know..." With a mouthful of the best donkey hide gelatin stewed with red dates and longans in her mouth, she almost spit it out. She stretched her neck and tried to swallow it. This tonic is so replenishing that Xiaobai's blood surged up on the spot and her cheeks were filled with rosy glow. He, how did he know that his aunt was here? She even glanced at her lower skirt suspiciously. Although there was no Anerle Hushubao in this era, her homemade white brand sanitary napkins were much more hygienic and leak-proof than the plant ash used by girls at the same time! Nangong Jin stretched out her hand, patted Bai Muxiang's back gently, and said softly: "Why are you so moved? It's my fault that I'm too busy. I should have learned to cook you some stew a long time ago. I didn't expect that we would have this opportunity after we were separated. Hey, don't be so excited. Move, don't get excited... You ask me how I know? I guess, didn't you look bad for a few days when you were in the grassland, your hands were cold, and you complained about stomachache? Okay, I won't tell you, I don't know if my guess is accurate..." Nangong Jin gradually became silent under Bai Muxiang's murderous eyes. Bai Muxiang lowered his head, stroked his forehead with one hand, and quickly scooped up the love tonic in the bowl with the other hand, drinking it down one after another. "Don't be anxious, take your time, and don't choke. You see, this is what I think. Those people gave you items such as jade pendants and swords, so that you can think about it all the time. Naturally, I don't want to be the same as them. Wouldn't it be better to stew the tonic for you myself? I think tonight's bowl of donkey-hide gelatin, red dates and longan will make you remember me deeply, and you will miss me every month..." "Pfft..." Xiaobai, who thought he was very powerful, finally couldn't help but spit out. Damn it! Does I miss you every month? What I miss at this time of every month is Anerlehushubao Sophie's freedom... ＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝ This article is 1V1. If you like it, please collect it and join the group. O（∩＿∩）O￣