This is the story of a mentally retarded bitch and a handsome and sinister man.
Me: "Tang Yi, do you think you were attracted to my beauty like a flower~"
Tang Yi: "... You think too much."
Me: "Don't be like this, I know you are shy, oh hehehe~"
Tang Yi:...
When I told Guan Yan this conversation, she stretched out her long legs and applied nail polish while shouting at me: "Jiang Yu! You are just like a king!"
I laughed again, and the flesh on my body trembled with laughter: "The slave family is so sad. Your Majesty, do you still remember the Overlord Flower on the shore of Daming Lake~"
Guan Yan: "... Jiang Yu, you idiot!"