One night, my friend told me that she didn't like dogs. She said dogs were very noisy and she wanted to stew them.
I said, I like handsome big dogs, I want to raise a dog, and then he will make money to give it to me.
Afterwards, she laughed at me and said that this is the highest state of being lazy, which is to let a dog raise you.
So, there was this "Dog □ Diary"