I Would Rather Be a Eunuch Than a Chrysanthemum

Once you travel through time, you will be greeted by peach blossoms... Copy 1: "Qi'er, guess who is the eldest brother and who is the second brother?" Two identical shots in blue asked the boy in red. The boy in red frowned and said, "You guessed it, do you have any money?" The two shots nodded, took out a hundred taels, and said with one eye shining: "The boss on the left, the second on the right, bring the money..." The two shots were dumbfounded... How does he always know? While I was staring blankly, the money in my hand disappeared along with the boy in red... Copy 2: "Are you done yet? Why are you always chasing after me? I don't like men..." A certain cat ran wildly on the street, followed by several men. "Qi'er... We really love you!" "Qi'er, please don't run away..." A certain person He just shouted: "I don't like species with the same organs as mine..." A man in black who was chasing after me said: "If you neuter you, you will be different from us..." A certain one shouted... Jumped into the water from the bridge...: "I don't want to suffer!"