Ever since Harry was hit by a magical object,
everything has changed
There is always one day every month,
Harry will become someone else
So:
"God, let that damn magic school start early!"
——By The Dursleys
"Is this really the HP world?" X2
——by Hermione & Qiu, the two-person time-travel complaining team
"Okay, no matter who you like, you are my buddy."
——By Ron Weasley
"Damn savior!"
——By Lord Voldemort
"Okay, Potter, although you are a little worse than me in every aspect, I still reluctantly accept you."
——By Draco Malfoy