There is such a post on Baidu Tieba, and the poster writes this.
1St Floor: Dedicated to Du Niang
Floor 2: In this era when the population is about to explode, too many people celebrate Singles' Day. In today's society where puppy love is common, are you in need of love?
It's better to act than to have a heartbeat. Girls, please take out your mobile phones and go to Baidu to search for how to chase your boyfriend.
Post below.
Floor 3: Let's hold a pick-up party, and let's share our experiences in chasing boyfriends.
Floor 4: Well, it's the mm whose ID is wearing glasses~ Please tell us some gossip.
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Floor 8: Yeah, what did you say? Are you following a stranger? Nani?
Okay, the story starts from here~