Serious version:
Twelve years ago, in this era of all kinds of genres, you fell in love with MIKU, and you fell in love with the twin-ponytail virtual character who sang with green onions. You said that you liked girls with twin-tails, but you didn't like girls with all-white ponytails.
Twelve years later, I lost my ponytail and had short hair, but you turned around and told me that you could never forget the girl with the ponytail laughing next to you.
That's great, Mr. 419, I still remember you too.
(Please ignore if the copywriter is incompetent.)
SMS version:
"Hey, I like you. It has nothing to do with you. I'm just letting you know."
"Um... I like MIKU, and my friends all know it, so I only like girls with twin tails..."
"MIKU, I know, Hatsune Miku, but are you sure you really like twin tails? Although Miku is really good and awesome, you don't need to put Miku's hair on every girl... Don't you know, in real life, those who go out with twin tails are either kindergarten children under 5 years old or a kind of creature called a silly girl. Are you sure you want to attack children? The taste is too strong..."
"Are you out of your mind? That was a text message from 12 years ago."
(Please ignore those with double ponytails. Please ignore those who are insane.)
We are a novice party. = =