The Iron Pestle Is Ground to Perfection, the Steel Teeth Are Ground to Perfection
铁杵磨成臻,钢牙磨成婚
by Dai Yijiu (戴一啾)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 150k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 11y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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She has such a mother—— "An Yizhen, you had your teeth pulled out, not your brain, right? You stayed up most of the night because you had a convulsion? If you couldn't sleep, you just lay down with your eyes closed and counted dumplings. What are you messing around with!" On a blind date, you meet someone like this—— "Well, let me tell you the truth. I am currently busy with my career and have no plans for relationship or marriage in the short term. However, if you come to my clinic for dental surgery, I can give you a 20% discount!" Friends are all like this—— "Why don't you let me carry you back to your house, and cook the rice from raw to cooked? Isn't that what TV shows do? Get up early tomorrow morning, hold the sheets on the bed and cry, and ask your mother to block the door with a feather duster. All your worries will be solved!" "Hey, An Yizhen, it's not like there are only women like you in the world, why should I be gay~" The peach blossom actually bloomed out of Asia and into the world—— "This girl is so stingy. She only treated someone to three pieces of meat after the foreigner got her wallet back! It's such a disgrace to us Chinese people." A bizarre murder caused by a blind date—— "An Yizhen, you are so good! If I let you go on a blind date, you can come back and pull out two big teeth for me! Isn't your life miserable!" Now it's better, she changed from a fat girl with an iron pestle who couldn't get married, to a fat girl with steel teeth who couldn't get married... "None of them are good enough for you! Don't worry, how about we specifically recruit unmarried men? In this way, we will add another interview question, what shape do you like for your girlfriend, we will only choose the ball-shaped ones!" But if an iron pestle can be ground into a needle, why can't An Yizhen break out of her cocoon and become a butterfly? Wait, why are your days in such chaos? Twenty-six, a body of flesh; twenty-seven, get married! ~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~. Ohashi, what a man! .~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~ It's a bit slow, please bear with me, I claim to change it, I keep claiming... 2012.9.13 Updated at 23:05 2012.9.14 Updated at 0:48 I will definitely make a long package T T Since I will not be here on Saturday, I will update two chapters. Eys! It's so interesting to me that I didn't even divide it twice~so I'm asking for updates and collections that are interesting to me! ←Hey! 2012.9.16 Update time: 23:14 2012.9.17 I just got home. I will probably stop updating today. Don't wait for me. T T Will update every two days hehehe (^o^)/~ 2012.9.20 Update time: 23:31 2012.9.23 Update time 8:00 in the morning~ The update is late and even less... I punish myself with a drink and sleep with Dr. Jing in my arms~ 2012.9.24 Update time: 23:27 Go to sleep~ 2012.9.26 Update time 22:15 Good morning! My aunt is here today. I feel so tired that I should finish writing and go to bed early... 2012.9.27 Hello everyone, my name is Fatty An. I am embarrassed to say this because I am leaving tomorrow night, so the update cannot be provided. Originally, she wanted to code a little tonight, but she has not finished her work and is currently working overtime... Then we'll see you after the holidays! ——+ Happy Double Holidays! 2012.10.10 I'm back, as tired as a lump of shit... I'll start writing tomorrow and try to update the day after tomorrow~ Long wait, how are you guys? Updated at 2012-10-16 23:08:02. Long time no see everyone. 2012-10-17 Sorry, I will rush out a chapter today if I can. Something will affect my work tomorrow, so I have to work overtime today. Sorry, sorry, I just recovered and have to interrupt again... Cover your face and run away~ 2012-10-22 Recently... I found that I can't cut off my teeth, and I can't pick them up again... The busy period after returning from the National Day is not over yet, and I have various problems with my teeth... Good night everyone, I will finish it tomorrow night, and I will update it the day after tomorrow at the latest~ 2012.10.29 One more update before November ← Shameless! -- 2012.11.19 Updated at around 10pm, but Jinjiang is so hot, there is no display... Enough is enough - - 2014.5.16 I actually updated two chapters. I'm really amazing. The mountains of Five Elements can't hold me down... The next update will be next Monday, right? 2014.5.19 I started writing at eight o'clock and finally finished it at eleven o'clock. How did they write six thousand an hour? Wow! Please collect it! Collection is a very cool thing~←The queen's face~
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