"Dingling bell, dinging bell~~~~~"
"Hello, Fei family."
"Is this classmate Fei Changshuai?"
"Well, what's the matter?"
"I am from the Artifact Department of the Time Travel Office. Your file has been admitted. Please report immediately."
"???"
"The reporting channels are as follows: please press 1 for car accidents, press 2 for cancer, press 3 for reports of jumping from a building, press 4 for reports of natural disasters, press 5 for death of thirst and starvation, press 5 for reports of sexual intercourse..."
Before the magnetic voice finished speaking, a certain pig had hung up silently, and the corners of his mouth were twitching unnaturally. Is the time-travel poison in people now so profound? Are there even scams about time travel on the phone? Boring...
Unexpectedly, the magnetic male voice on the phone did not disappear, but came out words that made a certain pig tremble: "Congratulations on your choice to travel through the sky!" At this moment, a white light fell from the sky, and the cliché plot appeared, a certain pig traveled through time! !