Walking next to the railway, I was playing the guitar, and the old cow looked at me and the wind---boom. The ground has sunk and time has passed. As soon as I closed my eyes and opened them, I saw myself buried in the ground like a potato... Accompanied by a dead old man!
Ahem, seeing as you are a Zonglian, I will reluctantly enter the school---Eh! Why are the settings different from what was promised?
The master is full of evil, the leader is low-key and crazy, the real protagonist was knocked into a Grade A disability by me, the friends from Shushan and Southern Xinjiang are all perverts, how can I find a relatively normal senior brother? ? ? ?
And the only seemingly reliable teammate turned out to be the biggest oriole... Hello, Senior Brother Xuan Zhen, what terrible legacy did you leave behind before you farted?
Forget it, there are all kinds of falls, falling into the water, car accidents, robberies, chases, poisonings, heart-breaking, hand-breaking and beeping on the way... Is this still a small romance? Should it be renamed "The Story of a Black Nose and a Swollen Face"?
The most important thing is that I don't have a yin-cold constitution and have nothing to do with the unlucky Wangshu host. Why do I have dysmenorrhea every few days? !
Blood flowed into rivers and tears overflowed into oceans. Just when I was heartbroken and determined to say goodbye to this twisted world---
The giant net fell. I have nowhere to run.
The smoke is so cool, please let me go home...
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Salute to the masterpieces.
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time travel. Spoof. Original heroine. Everyone collapsed. First person. Bad language. Dirty jokes. Change your fate against the will of heaven. No morals or limits. Fantasy SF setting. Pseudoscience. Many works are included. Open ending. 2 Beep. Nonsense. Brutal. Long plot.
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