"Xiao Che, do you know why the sky is blue?" "I don't know." "Because it represents my heart, the heart that I love you deeply. Xiao Che, please be my best friend." "Qingcheng, actually I want to agree to you. But you have to blame my mommy for this." "What does it have to do with your mommy?" "She gave birth to an extra cucumber when she gave birth to me." "..."
Many years later, in an online game.
"Beautiful girl, are you interested in hanging out with me?" "I'm a shemale." "It's okay, I'm a demon."