Humorous version: Yungu Qingmen is the number one Taoist sect in the world. Although there are only five people and one demon, no one knows where it is, so it is even more mysterious. Its four disciples are even more surprising to the martial arts world.
The fourth junior brother complained with a cold face: He is just a fox with a vicious belly and a vicious tongue, an honest black dog, and a big cat with untied fur.
The second senior brother counted on his fingers: Eh? Why are there only three, not four brothers? Junior brother, who did you count out?
The senior brother waved the fan that had remained unchanged for thousands of years and smiled gently at him: Junior brother, it seems that you didn't go to bed in your [emphasis] room last night?
The fourth junior brother blushed.
The third senior brother stood in front of his junior brother like a loyal dog protecting his owner (food?), And looked at the senior brother thoughtfully: Senior brother, your face seems to be a lot more rosy these days. As expected, life with Master Lan is much more nourishing.
Senior Brother Nu: What does "follow" mean? I am attacking!
The third senior brother smiled evilly: You guys are indeed having an affair.
The fourth junior brother tugged on the second senior brother's sleeve: Second senior brother, what are they talking about? I don't understand why?
The second senior brother took off the hand and jumped three feet away: Junior Brother, Confucius said that it is fun not to know what to do, otherwise you will learn bad things. Also, don't take off my clothes, men can accept or not kiss each other!
Concise version: Qingmen's only demon Yanshi snorted: It's just a boring scene of a man robbing a man.
Truth version: Master Sama twirled his beard, his demeanor was very fairy-like, and said calmly: That's nonsense upstairs! It's not that fun and hilarious at all, this is a very serious article. Really, look at my sincere eyes!