When a girl encounters a ghost possessing her
"Hey, I don't really want to eat ramen today. I'm going to buy groceries."
When a girl knows someone's sexual orientation is unusual
"Do you want me to find a woman to get married? Go and die."
When a girl is forced into an incredible conspiracy
"I must have committed an evil act in my previous life when I met you!"
Kuromon-chan, just obey~