Years ago, he said, "If you get married, you'd better be mentally prepared. I'm not sure whether I will abandon my wife and children for her."
Years later, he was moaning on the bed. A certain woman who had been pretending to be deaf and mute was really embarrassed to stop pretending. She raised her head from the book and glanced at him. She said, "Dazhuang, what's wrong? Are you killing pigs today?" He glanced at her sideways and said to his back, "Press it, it hurts." She stared at her for three seconds, then lowered her head happily and said, "Busy." When Zhou Jinran heard this, he angrily pointed at her nose and scolded her, "I was a good wife and mother before I got married, but how come I became lazy and greedy after I got married?" She paused.
After thinking for a while, he said with the enthusiasm of a madam towards his benefactor: "Don't be angry, don't be angry! Just think of it as a practice in advance, so that my new man can enjoy the benefits of a good wife in the future. If you are wrong, you have to say, you are welcome. I will correct it with humility."
After speaking, Uncle Zhou jumped up and accused her angrily and impassionedly of insulting his male dignity, and devoted himself to giving him a green hat. She calmly watched him baring his teeth and claws, and when he was talking, her mouth went dry, and she said lightly: "Who said that you want to abandon your wife and children? I, a poor woman who is about to be abandoned, just want to find another man with two legs. What? You still count on you? When you were pregnant with your old love, I came to keep you chaste?" She rubbed the two lumps on her chest fiercely, and whistled to Zhou Jinran with a sweet smile: "I said, do you think I am the kind of person who abstains from sex and keeps chastity?" Zhou Jin felt guilty when he mentioned his old love. Although I no longer have the intention of abandoning my wife and children. With the handle in hand, the woman wins in this game!