What! What! You want me to travel through time! No, modern life is so wonderful, who wants to wear it?
Wear it and look beautiful. (You think I'm stupid! Beauty can be used as food!)
Wearing it brings money. (Tsk~ Who wants it? Money can buy dessert, but I haven't finished eating yet, so I won't go!)
It has special powers when worn. (Can cakes be produced?)
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Damn you! Just get down here!