Act 1:
"Ah hahahaha, I'm finally going to ascend. I'm really a genius! Dongfang Chen, you old ghost, I, Mu Jianfeng, are much better than you! Hahaha!" A young man in white hunting on the only cliff in the wilderness looked up to the sky and laughed. The rapidly rotating space vortex visible to the naked eye foreshadowed his identity - an immortal who had survived the catastrophe and was about to ascend to the fairy world.
Act 2:
"Brother-in-law!" Lei called slowly.
"Huh?" Namikaze Minato looked at Raito in a daze.
"What are you doing!" Qinai walked up to Lei with a blushing face and knocked on Lei's forehead.
Act 3:
As soon as Kyuubi came out of the village entrance, he was illuminated by red fire. Kyuubi looked around and yelled angrily: "Who let me out? Interrupting my sleep! Get out of here!" "Who disturbed my sleep? If you don't come out, I will find it myself!" Kyuubi was really angry when he got up. The flames on his body rose several meters, and even the surrounding trees and houses were scorched.
An unknown person said: "Boss, have you changed your mind and want to fight with Kyuubi?" Lei rolled his eyes: "It's just a little fire fox, and you still need me to do it?!" An unknown person whispered: "You are the only one who calls Jiuwei a little fire fox!" "What are you talking about?" Lei picked his ears, and an unknown person waved his hands and said hurriedly: "I'm just saying that such a small fire fox really doesn't need your hands!"
Act 4:
"He's just a little person. You don't even know him after all. But he is mine." Lei looked around and stopped in front of a shop called "Longmen Inn".
Jiraiya said at the side: "Your people? Oh~"
Lei was not afraid of his move, and quickly came over and said with an ambiguous expression: "Yes! Senior brother, don't you know? In fact, I like men! I have long felt that you and senior brother are very compatible, and it should be the same in this regard!" He also looked at Jiraiya with a face full of "In fact, I should have thought of this a long time ago."
Jiraiya looked like he was biting his tongue, glanced around twice, and said to Lei with a smile: "Junior brother, are we staying at Longmen Inn? Longmen Inn is well-known for its brand reputation. You really have good taste!" After saying that, he walked in first, and Lei snickered in his heart.
Act 5:
"Bang bang bang!" Naruto ran up and saw the three generations and shouted: "Eh? Why is the third generation grandfather here with a shameless guy! Oh? There is also a sick elder brother in bed, could it be... Back, um..." The third generation covered Naruto's mouth to prevent him from saying the three words "back to the mountain", but even so, the faces of the third generation and Kakashi seemed to have turned green. The third generation and Kakashi glanced at each other, "Blood relationship? '
(Originally I posted it at a certain point, but then I lost the password... It was originally not from DM, but I couldn't think of CP, so there may be more DM directions in the article, and there may be no CP)