"Daxuan's No. 1 Salted Fish"
Lin Xi's reincarnation this time was a trick.
Born in a peaceful and prosperous age, born with a fate of wealth and leisure, good fortune and longevity, and with the golden finger as the icing on the cake, this life is perfect!
Just lie down, eat and wait to die, just enjoy life.
Sixteen years later, Lin Xi stepped out of the imperial city for the first time. Looking at the refugees along the way, she was dumbfounded: "Where is the promised prosperity?"
"... It's already a prosperous age."
Another year, Lin Xi set foot in the countryside for the first time and looked at the bandits everywhere: "Where's the promised peace?"
"... It's already peaceful."
Many years later, Lin Xi smashed his sword angrily: "Where's the salted fish we promised?"
Everyone: "... It's already very embarrassing."
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"Go away, don't attack me!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "Is there any way to make Ximen Chuixue take action?"
Dazhi Datong: "Yes, steal his cat."
Lu Xiaofeng: "Are you teaching me how to commit suicide?"
Dazhi Datong: "I only know that he will definitely take action."
Cat: "I swear I'm not a monster."
Simon: "Yeah."
Lu Xiaofeng: "You are not a monster, you are a fox who can turn into a human."
Cat: "I am a cat! I am a cat!"
Maomao: "Ximen, I'm hungry."
Simon: "Do it."
Cat: "Cats are afraid of fire."
Ximen: "Lu Xiaofeng..."
Maomao: "Ximen, dirty."
Simon: "Go and wash."
Cat: "Cats are afraid of water."
Ximen: "Lu Xiaofeng..."
Maomao: "Simon, it's itchy."
Lu Xiaofeng was very conscious: "Here we come..."
"Choke!" Ximen Divine Sword was unsheathed.
Lu Xiaofeng: "Why is it always me who gets hurt?"
This is the story of a fox who thought he was a cat and turned into a human. He begged the Ximen Sword God for food and shelter.
Made in a moment of madness, updated from time to time.
This article opened on September 20th and was updated three times that day.
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Reader comments
It's been 10 years and I still want to wait for the second part
Although I know it's unlikely, I really want to eat Maomao. I give myself hope in case there is a second part.
It looks good, but it's too short. In the end, Gong Jiu came out, hahaha
The classic women's clothing meme~ Let's try the temptation of uniform~
It's really great. The author's writing is very beautiful! !
It's been 13 years and I still want to watch the second part [Joker]
I saw this bad news when I came up. Is this really good?
It's been 10 years and I still want to wait for the second part
Although I know it's unlikely, I really want to eat Maomao. I give myself hope in case there is a second part.
It looks good, but it's too short. In the end, Gong Jiu came out, hahaha
The classic women's clothing meme~ Let's try the temptation of uniform~
It's really great. The author's writing is very beautiful! !
It's been 13 years and I still want to watch the second part [Joker]
I saw this bad news when I came up. Is this really good?