Copy 1: When I love you deeper than the sea, you only think of me as a little shrimp; when my aunt comes ashore to become a thief, you turn into a follower again? Who do you think you are?
If someone is killed by a love rival, then forget it if he dies, it will be over once and for all.
It's a pity that God can't see through it.
In this case, we should also properly break up this bad relationship! What? What do I want, you ask? I'm going! I really want to slap you on the round head. When you pursue someone, you have to act like you are pursuing them. Those who flaunt their beards and stare at them are no good!
Copy 2: She looked sideways at the window, the corners of her mouth turned up, her eyes suddenly dimmed, and she shouted: "Catch the thief!"
"So it's you, hiding outside my window in the middle of the night?"
"Huh! I'm here to steal your heart, who told you to hide it so tightly!"
"If you don't have the potential to be a thief, don't follow other people's example of squatting in a corner in the middle of the night. My heart has been bruised all over once. If I want to take it again, there's no way!"
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