The main text of the deceased son's version:
The heroine is a cook.
The heroine is an ordinary cook.
The heroine is a somewhat extraordinary but ordinary cook.
The male protagonist is a leader.
The male protagonist is a tough leader.
The male protagonist is a somewhat fragile but tough leader.
The leader raised his eyes and whispered: "Cook, when did we hold the wedding?"
The cook glanced at the leader and shouted loudly: "Why are you asking me again, how many times is this your wedding?"
[Mazi's complaint: Well, actually it's really not serious, okay = =]
Jar version spoof copy:
On a murderous night when the moon is dark and the wind is high, the cook holds up half the sky.
As the proprietress of Xiangyun Inn, Hao Xiaohong knew that the leader of the Hyun Yuan Sect would be up to no good when he visited in the middle of the night.
Lu Sheng sat down gracefully, glanced sideways at the expressionless Hao Xiaohong and said, "Mrs. Boss."
"..." Hao Xiaohong didn't squint.
"Excuse me, do you have any special services here?"
"..." Hao Xiaohong continued to face paralysis.
"What our master means is whether you have any girls here." A certain cult leader reminded.
"Do you think I look like a girl?" Hao Xiaohong said calmly.
Lu Sheng glanced at someone's chest and said, "I didn't see it."
"..."
"But..." Lu Sheng narrowed his eyes, touched his chin and said, "You can barely do it."