Copywriting: Scenario 1:
A certain immortal: "How about I give you this portable space, and you give me yours."
Taobao glanced at a certain immortal with contempt, waved his hand, and a large pile of various gold, silver, jade, and jewelry were piled in front of a certain immortal and said, "I have a lot of these things."
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Scenario two:
The 'scholar' looked serious: "My innocence has been ruined by you, you must be responsible!"
Taobao said: "I won't be responsible!"
'Scholar': "…Everyone is responsible…"
Taobao held it in for a long time before spitting out: "... I am not a human being."
Scholar: "Don't say that just to be irresponsible..."