"Abelard, this is caviar not ketchup!"
"... Ah, but the colors are similar."
"It's much worse... You're color blind!"
"Abelard, are you an idiot? This is a red light!"
"... Xiaoyu, can't you walk at a red light?"
"--! If you want to be killed, just say so." Don't talk to idiots, lower my IQ.
"Xiaoyu~ Marry me." Someone knelt down on one knee solemnly.
"Why?" I was confused when I just got up.
"Because I don't like your last name very much." There are no gorgeous scenes, no sparkling diamond rings, and no disgusting I love you. Isn't it too concise? Too uninteresting?
"... No! Getting married is very troublesome." He shook his head like a rattle.
"... Really? Are you really not determined to obey me?" He slightly revealed his terrifying fangs, which stung my eyes so much that it hurt.
"... Okay!" Not because of fear, just because I love you, Abelard.