Yu Zhou's confession: I am a professional painter. Reputation guaranteed. Give me a good review, dear.
Wu Liangfan spread his hands: I am a lolicon, but I like men. I give a negative review.
Yu Zhou's second confession: I am a temporary worker, and I can't stand the shopkeeper whose appearance and IQ don't match.
Wu Liangfan spread his hands for the second time: I am that shopkeeper, and I like the clerk the most when he bends down to pick up things, revealing his slim waist.
Yu Zhou=Universe Wu Liangfan=Unscrupulous Vendor
Welcome to poke.
Go upstairs.
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Conception: