Parody Short Story, Dragon Boat Festival Greeting: I Am Qu Yuan, Not Zongzi!

The Dragon Boat Festival is here, here is a congratulatory message~~If you are struck by lightning, I would like to express my condolences and accept my wishes... Mr. Qu Yuan has three days of vacation for us thousands of years later, and... I, Mr. YY, deserve death! Sir, please forgive me. I just want to give you a good ending. I don't need three days off! I know there are secrets between you and King Xiong Huai of Chu Huai. Come on, don't be careless about being together! ~ Intention: