The Lazy Cat and the Woodpecker

Okay, I admit that the writing style is inconsistent o((⊙⊙))o. The woodpecker disturbed the lazy cat's sleep So the cat queen decided to make a special bird for fun Lazy Cat: "It's so pitiful to be born like this bird" Woodpecker: "?" Lazy Cat: "If you don't have a concussion, you have a brain injury." Woodpecker: "..."