"Pah, pah, pah..."
The crisp sound of firecrackers attracted countless audiences. Yes, today is the opening day of our Ningshuang Pavilion. Ah, what is Ningshuang Pavilion, you ask? Well, this question is quite in-depth. My answer is, of course it is a brothel!
Ah, under the cover of such an artistic name, it turned out to be a brothel. Ha, if you think of it as an ordinary brothel, you are wrong. This is just an intelligence station of our Moon Worship Sect in Chang'an. As the saying goes, the more interesting the place, the easier it is to collect intelligence, right? This is the eternal truth! Ah, who am I? Guess who I am? Of course I am the leader of the Moon Worshiping Sect who is unparalleled in the world. Besides me, who else can open this Ningshuang Pavilion in such a lively and dramatic manner!
Ah, ask me why, instead of being a good leader, he came here to be the director of a brothel? Classmate, you asked this question very well. In short, there is only one word, that is lazy. It's not that I don't want to do things, or that I don't want to be bound by some terms and conditions. Well, forget it, I can't explain a sentence or two anyway, and there is a high priest of the Moon Worship Sect in the Moon Worship Palace, so just leave those complicated questions to him. Well, it's not a problem anyway!