If you love personification, you must check out the subject Personification.
What? Suject? Yes! It's the various subjects that you have a love-hate relationship with.
The Chinese language that is sunny and a bit awkward, the math with a sinister nature and a natural look, the cute and seemingly unintentional English, the gentle and elegant but arrogant history... Oh, what could be better than this... Revenge on these children?
Oh, poor kids, let's torture these kids to our heart's content!
Let the grades die!