It's not easy to raise a snake these days. Not only do you have to provide food and drink, but you also have to prevent the snake from causing any trouble. It's not easy for a good-for-nothing, and it's even more difficult for a good-for-nothing with a corrupt attribute. It doesn't matter if you're attacked by a bunch of geniuses every day. Even if you want to find someone who's destined to marry you in peace and quiet, God, please chop me to death or give that snake to labor! Oh! To hell with the love between humans and beasts, no matter how handsome you are as a snake, you are not a human being. Although I am a cute beast... But only in the second dimension!
Let's see how a good-for-nothing fujoshi met a beautiful snake and was successfully abducted by the snake.