Introduction
A certain woman asked a certain man: "Do you watch porn every day when you go home?" A certain man replied: "Go away, you watch porn." ''A certain woman looked like a genius and said: "No, no, I don't watch porn movies. It's obviously you who watch porn movies. Look at your skin being so dark. It must be because you blush when you watch porn movies. The more porn you do, the redder your face becomes. In the end, the color turns from red to black. That's why your skin is so dark."
A certain man stood at the door of a certain girl's house holding a birthday gift for her. A woman who rang the doorbell felt very depressed because she didn't get the birthday gift from a certain man. With the annoying doorbell, she opened the window and shouted: "Butler, open the door to bring wealth." ''A certain man was very angry. Not only did a certain woman not get the gift from a certain man, she also suffered from a certain man's anger.
A certain man looked at his carefully prepared breakfast and offered his treasure to a certain woman: "Wife, I made this specially for you. Eat more and take good care of yourself." A certain woman looked at the sweet face of a certain man and the first thing she said was: "Here comes someone!" Bring up the silver needle. ''A certain man held back his anger and asked a certain woman: "Wife, what are you going to do?" A certain woman rolled her eyes and replied without thinking: "You are stupid!" Of course it's a drug test! ''A certain woman challenged a certain man's endurance over and over again, but she didn't get angry and even let a certain girl give birth to many little devils.
A friend of a certain woman cried to a certain girl: "Ugh, he bullied me." A certain man said: "Who is bullying whom!" It was obviously him who pulled out my hair. ''A certain girl's friend said: "It's just two hairs, what's the big deal?" A certain girl said: "How can you do this!" How unethical is this! Pull him out at least 20 times! ''