This article is written by Chuan Geqin! Point!
But the author is quite frustrated and uses a series of dog-bloody memes. Please forgive me if I am spilled by dog-blood.
Another note: Xipi is a white pomelo pear, the order does not represent attack and reception. Kindness.
Note: "Preparation" comes from "The Book of Songs·Guo Feng·Tang Feng".
Conception: