Confucius said: "When a person is unlucky, he would stuff a mouthful of cold water between his teeth!"
Mencius said: "Confucius is right."
There was a 2B nian who he didn't believe at first.
So, he traveled through time.
In fact, at first, Saonian felt that time travel was not a big deal.
But Saonian felt,
Maybe I have committed too many sins in my previous life, and God is punishing me.
BECAUSE
Damn it! Why didn't I even soak my girl's hair?
Why did I finally pounce on a man?
F*ck, he's still the king of middle school! !
Yamamoto Takeshi looked at the fragrant Hibari sleeping in his arms, and the corners of his mouth not only raised,
"Well, this is pretty good."
Sorry, the updates may be very slow recently (picking my nose), don't suggest it~ After all, the Diaoyu Islands are occupied by Japan~ (Nima! This is completely an excuse! Why don't I see that you are so conscientious!)
... Actually, I edited this article again. If you are bored, you can read it again, or you can guess who Xiao Wei is dressed as. There will be prizes for correct guesses...
1. This article may be attributed to Tom Su
2. The CP of this article is 8018
3. This article is about the world of comics
4. Please bring your own blue wave when reading the article
5. This article is absolutely not suitable for V
Oh my god, here comes the reminder.