His slender fingers reached into his clothes and gradually touched the white and soft skin...
Xia Mengmeng slapped off a certain wolf claw, "Xiao Mingjue, I don't need an after-dinner massage!"
A certain man said calmly: "Be good, my brother is here to give you a full body massage. Mengmeng just needs to lie on the bed and enjoy it."
A certain woman frowned pitifully, "Sister said that if you treat a man who wants to trick me into sleeping with you, you must kick his penis away without mercy."
"Isn't my youngest brother currently in Germany..."
"Oh, that's right." A certain woman thought of a certain star who was struggling in Germany and changed her words in a daze, "Then kick out the lifeblood."
"Dear." His fingers continued to explore forward, and his smile became more ambiguous, "My dear, my life is yours!"
"Well, just kick that man away!" I really couldn't find a more appropriate way to say it.
So, on a certain day of a certain year, a certain woman kicked her, and a certain man perfectly interpreted what "Newton's Nth Law" is with a perfect parabola...
PS: This is a complete spoof, because the male protagonist is facially paralyzed, and it is impossible to smile evilly and ambiguously = = However, this article is indeed a funny article, a lighthearted article, a doting article about childhood sweethearts, and it seems to be a bit of a no-brainer. It is purely for practicing writing... Maybe it is a trap...