~~~~·This is a tragic article disguised as a joke·~~~~~
[Since this vest has become a waste that only digs holes but does not bury them, I plan to start over with a new vest. . . So. . Let's take Chapter 15 of this article as the ending. Cover your face and run away]
Literary version:
When we first met that year, he came wearing white clothes and walking on lotuses. Just that startling glance made her heart sink.
Just sigh, things are unpredictable.
When he stabbed her heart with Xuanyuan Sword, she realized that everything was wrong.
Blood, soaked in white clothes. I closed my eyes and wondered what he was shouting in my ears, but it was too late.
Baili, passing through Huangquan, walking through Wangchuan River, and passing by Sansheng Stone, can you meet me?
Novice version:
Time travel? That legendary time travel that is ridiculous? It's still that kind of tragic fetal transfusion…
Cultivation? Occasionally planted in the yard? Only ɑú ?? Steel Huan Lame Pao animal husbandry milk? Tiller Neon Bentuo? Lv onion tiller satin tiller Ding H Zhao right supplement? Mi machine threshold ∽ if toad?
The little guy inside the door? Rima sells mahua (dirty words, please don't learn them)! She doesn't even have the sixth level of the Qi training stage, it's like a P!
Calabash baby? Well, it's okay to say that she has watched too much "Calabash", but this is true! One, two, three, four. Well, luckily there are only four, otherwise she wouldn't have so much money to raise them.
Handsome guy? There are so many handsome guys here, but all of them are sinister and cunning, or they are shivering with cold, or they are like poppies, or... Tsk tsk, she can only watch them, not pick them!
Fortunately, she was born with the ability to control thunder, so she could dominate the world!
Approximately
Chu Muxue: Master, why do you only want to accept me as your disciple but don't want to love me? After waiting for thousands of years, the names on the Sansheng Stone have been changed over and over again, but I still can't wait for you to say you love me.
Lei Jiong [Lei Meng]: If there is an afterlife, I will never fall in love with you again.
Lei Jiong [Lei Meng]: I, in the name of God, curse you to immortality, painlessness, ruthlessness, and lovelessness...
Sang Zmo: Can you love me in the next life?
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Conception: