Crookshanks is, of course, a tomcat.
But she who is possessed by this cat is an out-and-out woman.
The scary thing is that she is also a venomous woman who is completely unable to understand British romance.
If you can, please wipe away your tears of sympathy for Mr. Black who had the misfortune to encounter this cat.
In the name of Merlin.
Above.
A short story that's not too long.
If there must be a CP, it would be poor Mr. Black.
Conception: