On the day when the 500-word limit was imposed, we mentioned buying things while we were talking, and I casually said: "Buy a pig's head and go home to worship your ancestors."
At this time, I, Xing, said, "If you buy three pig heads, wouldn't it be Pig Head Mountain?"
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It turns out that Ah Xing is also a master of cold jokes. . .
But who would have known that there are so many masters in the school, hiding dragons and crouching tigers. . .
That night, Niu Niu received the following text message:
Once upon a time, there was a hero. His sword was cold, his hands were cold, and his heart was also cold. . . .
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In the end, he died of cold. . . .
It's a really bad joke. Compared with these, the bad jokes in Full House are not worth mentioning. . . .