On a certain day of a certain year, a seemingly straight man picked up a game and unfortunately traveled through time.
The game strategy requires that as long as he completes the tasks according to the plot, he can go home safely.
So, the straight man holding the strategy manual began his long journey through time.
In his first life, he transformed into a fish and his mission was... To conquer the prince.
In his second life, he dressed as a high school boy, and his mission was... To capture his male classmates.
In the third life, he traveled to Egypt, and his mission was... May I ask if you have any barriers to gender recognition? !
As a straight man, you can't afford to hurt straight men if you attack them. If your moral integrity is messed up and your outlook on life is ruined, you can't afford to hurt them.
Traveling through time is not fun, especially when you are faced with many missions that have pitfalls.
So, when this straight man lost all his moral integrity and thought he had finished the game, he discovered, wait, where did the innocent straight man's heart go? TAT
This article is also known as: "360 Ways to Attack Straight Men", "Facially Paralyzed Man and His Non-Human Boyfriends", "What Can I Use to Bend You, My Facial Paralysis"
Reading guide:
1. Quick travel stories. Currently, the tentative scripts include The Man from the Sea, The Strange Story of a Male, The Egyptian Queen, The End of the World, ABO and other strange stories.
2. I will refer to some film and television backgrounds, but the plot and other aspects are completely different.
3. It's an unfettered operation. Please don't worry about the author's lower limit and the logic of being eaten by someone unknown.
Currently being serialized: "Senior Brother of Time Travel, Seeking Immortality" is a long historical article about time travel, 1V1, welcome to time travel.
Completed short article: "Liar"
Completed short article: "I've been paying attention to you for a long time"
Weibo name: Yan October
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