My mother said, let me go to the hunter to pick up Kuroro. If I can't pick him up, don't go home.
Then I was thrown into Meteor Street by my mother, in front of Chrollo.
Then I was struck dead by a book.
Mother was calm and put me to work, saying, this time you must hook up both Hisoka and Chrollo.
So I was thrown in front of Hisoka, who was killing people!
Then I got stabbed to death with a poker.
My mother got angry and tormented me again, saying, "Son, you must take all Qiya, Sisokulolo and Chiya home."
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Mother... How much resentment do you have towards the harem?
So I was thrown into the hunter exam.
Well, I didn't die this time. I dusted myself off and said to the big screen, "Good kids can't travel through time!"
Then, I was driven to death by a flying nail and went to follow Jesus.