The sad (poof) journey of a 2-year-old woman to be married.
"Hu Shubao, you are already 2 years old. Get married quickly!!!!" (The heroine's mother)
"Mom, you are very annoying. I am only 2 years old." (A 2-year-old woman to be married)
"Woman, get married!" (28-Year-old short-legged spider waiting to be taken)
"Do you have an ID card?" (2 [Wow——]-year-old woman to be married)
"... Get married!!!" (28-Year-old short-legged spider waiting to be taken)