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Xiao Wu said to Dai Mubai: "Boss Xiaobai~ It's wrong to try love before marriage. You can't do this to Xiao Qing just for your own happiness..."
Dai Mubai was speechless: "I didn't..."
Xiao Wu: "Boss, it's wrong to quibble."
Xiao Wu said to Oscar: "Older Xiao Ao, I like to eat sliced grilled sausages the most. You can make them for me to try."
Oscar: "..." It hurt for a while.
Xiao Wu said to Ma Hongjun: "Fat Fourth Brother, with the rate you are eating and having sex now, you should have had illegitimate children all over the world. Isn't there a woman willing to give birth to a child for you?"
Ma Hongjun: "... Third brother! Dragging Xiao Wu away is too disrespectful!"
Xiao Wu: "Fat man, it's wrong for him to consider the left and right."
Xiao Wu said to Ning Rongrong: "Sister Rongrong, how do Xiao Ao's sausages taste?" (This statement... Is too ambiguous?)
Ning Rongrong: "... Xiao Wu, you..." She was ashamed and angry.
Xiao Wu said to Zhu Zhuqing: "Little sister Qingqing, you can't get used to men, so you must be on top."
Zhu Zhuqing (blushing into an apple): "..."
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Tang San couldn't bear it anymore and came over and dragged Xiao Wu away: "Who did you learn this from?"
Xiao Wu: "Brother, who told you not to accompany me? In fact, you don't have to work so hard to make money, isn't it the era of naked marriages now... Hey, brother, don't!"
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Imaginary little white text, fans of all the Douluo, want to slap me. Please bring your own lightning rod. The sky is full of blood. There are settings to leave the track...
