A 59 gentleman fell from the sky
[It was basically taken out of the milk carton, and the whole body is full of the bad liquid that beeps, beeps, beeps, beeps, beeps, beeps.]
This product has quality assurance, can talk and warm the bed
[The thing that can talk is just for him to order you around and quarrel with you. Is it the size of a bed warmer? Can you warm the bed for my figurine?
Guard against thieves at home and bullies when going out
[... Neither thieves nor bullies will pay attention to the feeding of this kind of microorganism...]
All in all, Jokudera-kun is a must-have item for your home!
[It's just a pity that I can't do anything except eating...]
In short, this is a story about an arrogant young man, a slightly rotten young girl, and a little cousin with facial paralysis who fall in love and kill each other~ [Dense Fog]