"Let's get married!"
"Why?! Not to get married!"
"I love you..."
"I am loved by everyone!"
"I have money..."
"Well, this is good. But I need to sign a prenuptial agreement!"
"Nani?!"
"First, I can file for divorce at any time. Second, no matter what the circumstances of the divorce, 80% of your wealth when you were richest will belong to me. Third, you must take an AIDS test every month!"
I will stop updating for a while while I am looking for a job. . . .