The copywriting is incompetent, so just give it a try╮(╯3╰)╭
Version one:
Desra: "Meow, meow, meow, I'm telling you, I've always envied the kind of lady in the TV series. She stands in the middle of the spiral staircase in the living room, waves her little hand, and says calmly, 'Don't ask me to eat tonight, I have no appetite.'"
Ke Qing: "..."
Desra: "You said, 'Having no appetite' is such a classy thing! Why don't I have no appetite?"
Ke Qing: "This shows that you have always been a foodie."
Desra: "..."
Desla (pointing her paw to the computer): "Meow, Meow, Meow, I just learned a trumpet, a female warrior! Isn't she handsome?"
Ke Qing: "..."
Desla: "I originally wanted to name her Daomadan, but... I was afraid that people in the game would call me Dandan for short... So I had to change my name to Kui Ji."
Ke Qing: "You're afraid that people will call you Dandan, but you'd rather be called JJ for short?"
Desla was embarrassed: "..."
Version two:
This is the story of a tough little curly monster knocking down an awkward creature.
It's really just... Pure knockdown.