You are arrogant and self-righteous...
You don't understand the ways of the world, and you don't like to be flattered...
Others say you are crazy and mock your little temper...
And I said that I am the madman for actually falling in love with you who has zero emotional intelligence...
Even though the first thing you said to me was, "I'm here to get money, that doesn't mean I'm going to have to sacrifice and be touched by germy hands."
But you can't help it, because you are Sheldon...
Tell me how not to love you.