"In order to marry an earth creature, it is very important to know an earth dialect. I must be able to communicate with my wife! However, there are so many earth dialects, so I have to choose the dialect with the largest number, which is what you call, um, Chinese."
Wu Yu kept echoing in his mind: "Vietnamese bride, a virgin and a baby, 30,000 yuan each, come and order!" An extended version: Free Earth bride, regardless of gender, baby, please learn the Earth dialect and claim it later, what are you still hesitating about.
The story of a dinosaur who learns Chinese to marry a wife and a second-rate human being on earth.