My name is Wu Duanduan, and I live in a small village in what later generations call the prosperous age - the Tang Dynasty....
Um? I wrote it correctly, my name is Wu Duanduan. Because of various "unprovoked" incidents in my sixteen-year career, I developed a good temperament - calmness. He is the kind of master who would calmly squat next to the fattest pig in my pigsty with a kitchen knife in case of an earthquake to prevent the house from collapsing and starving to death.
But recently, something happened that made me unable to calm down.
Unexpectedly, the sole of your foot slipped and fell into the manure pit? No, this little thing can no longer shake my strong nerves. Yes... When I woke up, what I saw was not the thatched roof at home that leaked air and water, but a luxurious big bed.... And... And! !
Not to mention the woman sitting next to me with her golden hair so dazzling that I couldn't see her expression and appearance. What's going on with these… this room full of bald men? !